Puppy Love
Puppy Love
Oh baby, puppy love,
It’s like springtime
For rednecks
Springtime
In the midst of the monsoon
Springtime when all cicadas are screaming their legs off
At full bore
And there’s a lightning storm
And thunder
And YOUR TEAM just hit a GRAND SLAM HOME RUN
In the bottom of the 9th 2 outs 2 strikes
And they win the WORLD SERIES 5 to 2
And there’s some passion
And mooning and spooning
And holding hands
and that kind of mushy stuff too
But that’s mostly for girls
Cause for guys they’re thinking
Home Run Derby firecrackers
And red hot tamales.