Mitty and Donald

We are going to rule the World Donald!

You are right there Mitty, us rich people knows what is best for everyone. Quack, quack, quack. Those poor people are so stupid, they think that Democracy allows them a choice. Quack, quack, quack.

I don’t like poor people Donald, no money, no cars, no houses, living in a tent or a trailer, that’s not the American way, you have got to be at least a millionaire.

Well Mitty I would not lower myself to that level. Quack, quack, quack. If I cannot be a billionaire there is no point in existing. Quack, quack, quack.

It’s the same with working class people, nothing I like better than firing some of them, put them in their places Donald.

Absolutely correct Mitty. YOUR FIRED! Quack, quack, quack. Where is pluto Mitty?

Can’t remember Donald, he is around somewhere, my memory isn’t as good as it used to be, I forget lots of things, whats Medicare Donald?

I don’t know Mitty, that’s another of those poor people things, get rid of those. Quack, quack, quack.

I am sure we had Pluto a little while ago Donald. Oh there he is we tied him to the roof of the car. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Quack. Quack. Quack.

With apologies to Walt Disney.