10 Things that Won’t Happen to Men

10 Things that Won’t Happen to Men

Men

• Will never be jealous of their friend’s new clothes.
• They will never get depressed when they overate.
• They will never ask a random person: “where did you buy these fabulous pants?”
• You will never hear a man tell his friend, “Wow, you look good!” or “Those pants make your butt look smaller!”
• You won’t see them confused for half an hour when purchasing a pair of shoes.
• They will not extend their wardrobe; make a new acquisition only after disposing of an old or broken item.
• You will never hear a man cry out in despair, “I don’t have anything to wear!”
• A man doesn’t refrain from farting for a long time, and once the first one slips out, he will never hold them back again…
• Men will never refuse sex because they didn’t shave!
• Nor will they ever refuse sex because they feel too fat!