10 Things that Probably Won’t Happen to Straight Men
- Will never be jealous of their friend’s new clothes.
- They will never get depressed when they overate.
- They will never ask a random person: “where did you buy these fabulous pants?”
- You will never hear a man tell his friend, “Wow, you look good!” or “Those pants make your butt look smaller!”
- You won’t see them confused for half an hour when purchasing a pair of shoes.
- They will not extend their wardrobe; make a new acquisition only after disposing of an old or broken item.
- You will never hear a man cry out in despair, “I don’t have anything to wear!”
- A man doesn’t refrain from breaking wind for a long time, and once the first one slips out, he will never hold them back again…
- Men will never refuse sex because they didn’t shave!
- Nor will they ever refuse sex because they feel too fat!