The Sex Education of Sam I Am
The Sex Education of Sam I Am
Said Sam I Am:
Am I made from green eggs and ham
Or are colourless eggs and sperm the basis
Of my creation plan?
Dr. Seuss frowned and scratched his chin
Mumbling “where should I begin
To tell Sam I Am that sex education
Doesn’t apply to figments of the imagination”
Suddenly and with great gusto
Sam I Am shouted:
“Wham bam thank you, mam
I really do love your green eggs and ham”
Repeating the line over and over again
In a hysterical fashion
Until Dr. Seuss took decisive action
He picked up his pen and calmly wrote
‘The End’
