I’m stuck here in the garden,
I watch the flowers come and go.
I wish they’d turn me just a bit,
so I could see another show.
It seems they have abandoned me.
I don’t care much for that.
The sun is getting awfully hot.
They could at least give me a hat.
But looking on the brighter side,
just being fair and square.
Although I’ll always be a bust,
I’ll save a ton on underwear.