Instructions For Kissing (part 2)
Always make sure that you pay enough attention to intensive cigarettes, garlic smell, and yellow teeth. Also, try to become the owner of a toothbrush and use it to remove intensively any deposits on your enamel. Garlic may be beneficial for your health, but in the exchange of sweetness, some might consider it bothersome.
It would be beneficial to refrain from eating pizza, spaghetti al Aglio e Olio or similar favorite dishes, one or two days in advance.
As a side effect, this may also improve the relationships in your office with your boss and colleagues.
However, be aware of the fact that you might not be automatically recognized in the dark anymore!
A final remark directed at those who have decided to make a professional career of being a cowgirl or cowboy in Texas: It doesn’t suffice to shove your Marlboro to the corner of your mouth while kissing.