Due to the failing health of Pope Benedict XVI, the Holy Sea is actively recruiting a Ghost Tweeter for the papal twitter account.
You must reflect the Church’s opinion on abortion, contraceptives, starvation in Africa, Global warming, melting of the ice caps, women in the priesthood, and ignore the blatant corruption coming from the cases and the allegations of child sexual abuse by priests. If, however, you are openly gay, you face the prospect of promotion. Remember John Paul II?
Applicants interested in obtaining such employment should contact the Vatican Human Resources Department, or phone them.
If you wish to communicate directly with Pope Benedict XVI go to http://twitter.com/@Pontifex