Trump Skewering the American Presidential Race

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This essay turned out to be more serious than originally intended, but still I figured I could have some end of year fun with the Presidential race.

We are coming upon the end of 2015 and he beginning of the 2016 Presidential Election.

Donald Trump Stabbing Ben Carson in the BeltI will start and finish quickly with the Democrats. With all small donations, Bernie Sanders is making it interesting; odds are he won’t win in the end. At Halloween, I imagined kids being sent Trick or Treating for Bernie Sanders, the way we did for UNICEF when I was young.

I attended City College of New York. There were all sorts of different socialist types. For you Monty Python fans out there, think Life of Brian. The Judean People’s Front vs. the People’s Front of Judea.

My late father Marvin Charton was a chemist. I didn’t need help hating Communism. Many of my father’s friends were from occupied Eastern Europe and continued to live there. My point in telling you all this? I see Socialism as a failed system. What makes Bernie Sanders think it can work? While he grew up in my hometown, Brooklyn, New York, he represents the small New England state of Vermont. Bernie is seventy-three now, and to me comes over as some of the older men I grew up around. I don’t like the idea of a President over seventy for several reasons:

  • I don’t care how intelligent or well-read you are. Your mental faculties decline after seventy. With the complexity of the job of President, do you want someone, who may be forgetful?
  • As with generals fighting the last war, do you want a President too set in their ways, especially, with how involved the world has become? The original reason the age of 35 was chosen for President was an older wiser person, and life expectancy was lower. Click on this link for an article from USA Today on why the age of 35.

I would love to see an agreed on “Who should be allowed to run for President of the United States,” based on physical health, a certain degree of education, and temperament. An Orwellian answer might be Americans testing in school, well not just for President, but other things. All interested candidates would be in a database, regardless of party. Then again, that could be a disaster. We could have two million candidates. Then again, that could be cut down for various reasons. The Presidency is a complex job.

I will end the Democrats with Hillary Clinton. She has so far dodged the barbs of Benghazi. She may glide or not, to being the next President.

I saved the brawling Republicans for later. I just mentioned Mrs. Clinton, so I will start with Carly Fiorina. She seemed to rise from the kids’ table in the Republican debates to the adults table, and now, she can argue with Hillary Clinton about Planned Parenthood and who represents women. I am staying out of this one.

Mike Huckabee, Ted Cruz, etc. can slug it out for religious voters. I bring Life of Brian back into it. I’m the Messiah. No, I’m the Messiah!

Dr. Carson is in this too, though, his divinity may be slipping. The point? He IS the Messiah, many cry, we should know, we’ve followed a few!

The other candidates are still behind. It’s like watching the Kentucky Derby. I can’t help but think over many furlongs; there will be ins and outs. With the debates and demands of leading candidates being churlish and petulant, wouldn’t a barroom brawl be easier? Might be more entertaining.

Now, for your legal types, there is Ted Cruz. Is he, or is he not, a natural born citizen? Probably, some high school kids think Canada is part of the United States. The Constitution never imagined a person born outside the country, but the child of an American-born parent. This was talked about briefly in 2008 with John McCain, but he was born in what was then United States territory If Senator Cruz is elected, I can picture a challenge.

I saved the best, or worst, for last, depending on your viewpoint. He is the easiest to lampoon, H.L. Mencken-style. He is…wait for it…The Donald.

Again, to quote Monty Python’s Life of Brian; is Trump Pontius Pilate? In another essay, I thought Julius Caesar. Again, think the end of the Roman Republic, beginning of the Roman Empire, though the Donald doesn’t have the subtlety of Octavian/Augustus Caesar. Subtle and the Donald parted ways a long time ago. You might call subtle, another Donald Divorce.

This is my silly take on why I THINK he is running. You can call this pop psychology as I have no training in psychology. I tried to get my friend, Rita, to draw up a psychological profile for the perfect American President. She would only say an ego that feels it can solve anything would be involved. Well, that is Donald Trump. I will throw this link in from a September Psychology Today.

The Donald has made statements that should be out of the world since I last wrote about him.

He wants to ban Muslims from the country completely until stiffer checks are put in.

No sane American questions stiffer vetting of those seeking to come here. Some of you have read my essays about my friend Anastase. In helping him write his biography, we will discuss how hard, it is to come here as a refugee. If you are coming here as a terrorist, it is probably easier to sneak across our border with Canada.

Is Muhammad Ali, the boxer, riddled with Parkinson’s going to become a terrorist suddenly? Donald, it is a good thing Howard Cosell is long dead. That would be interesting. Maybe someone will write a time travel like that.

Why do I think Trump is running? He’s probably bored. At this point, what’s another business deal? In essence, a late sixties age midlife crisis.

What about Hillary divorcing Bill, and Hillary and Donald marrying? As a wise person told me, The Donald would be looking for a new wife closer to the age of Hillary’s granddaughter.

Lisa Ling of CNN once did a series called Life. One of the shows was about Sugar Daddies. The Donald would not join the website and go to those parties. He of The Apprentice would create his own show to choose the future First Lady, on his own Trump Network.

I might come up with more silliness for this silly campaign.

16 Comments
  1. andrewjsacks says

    First of all, Bernie’s democratic socialism is not the socialism of Karl Marx, but more like that of FDR. Second, Trump’s very slogan, “Make America Great Again,” is an insult to current America, but of course insults are his specialty. Third and most importantly to me, where do YOU stand? Please tell us the candidate YOU favor. Courage is a virtue.

  2. tucsonmike says

    Andrew, I have not thought that far ahead yet. I would like to see a country that takes care of the 99%. I grew up being nervous about the idea of socialism, but face it, a lot of what Bernie says makes sense. I never say he wont be elected, because the same was said of President Obama. Trump has brought out the ugliest side of our great nation. I was reading the Time Magazine Woman of the Year article about Angela Merkel. A German commentator said in the article, in response to Angela Merkel being bland, Germans fear people like Trump. To them charisma spells another Hitler. The only Republican I could even give half a look to is Marco Rubio. Otherwise, they are insane. George Will just wrote an article, saying Trump could end Conservatism in this country. The link for the article is here

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/a-conservative-party-jeopardized-by-trump/2015/12/23/3335339c-a8e2-11e5-8058-480b572b4aae_story.html?postshare=9241450960214980&tid=ss_fb-bottom

    Andrew, maybe that will be the next essay Growing up fearing socialism. Thanks for responding.

  3. andrewjsacks says

    Thank you, Mike, for the detailed reply, rather non-committal, though, and then a bit far-reaching, if I may call it that. I would differ in that EVERYTHING I hear from Bernie makes sense to me, and that of course Hillary also would make a fine President–and living with her is the best possible political advisor, her husband.

  4. James Weldon says

    It’s the sun in Tuscon. Affects people’s mind to the point they think those over 70 are demented, when those in that age bracket have a difficult time communicating with overweight, nonachieving brain dead wannabe writers.

  5. Joyce White says

    I agree with Andrew about Hillary. Still. GOT TO HAVE change for better goverment.

  6. tucsonmike says

    Joyce, we can only go up, LOL! I am thinking of doing an ebook of nothing but Trump essays. I am having way too much fun.

  7. tucsonmike says

    Thanks James, always nice to have a critic. I didn’t think you knew me that well…

  8. MFBurbaugh says

    Thanks to liberals and Obama America has went into a steep decline in all values that define success. He has made us the laughing stock of the world and produced nothing while destroying a lot that was once good. FDR prolonged the great depression by as much as ten years with his failed plans just like Bernie would, except Bernie is even more inept.

  9. andrewjsacks says

    Pure rubbish, MF.

  10. tucsonmike says

    I’m enjoying this. I’m having fun with the campaign, who I will vote for in the end, (I will vote for someone, carefully analyzing who will harm me the least, and this way, I have a right to complain). I am enjoying the sarcasm

  11. andrewjsacks says

    Mike, I tried, in my post of Dec. 23, to get you to commit, yet still you do not. The gap between the positions of Republicans and Democrats has been wide indeed in recent decades. With which side do you stand? I am looking for a concise response. Thank you. Republican or Democrat?

  12. tucsonmike says

    Andrew, I dislike both parties. If forced to choose issues, I would like to see a more level playing field, so probably would side with the Democrats. I see kids and undisciplined, would probably side with Republicans there. I believe in a strong national defense. It isn’t black and white to me, but nuanced.

  13. andrewjsacks says

    I’ll try it a different way: Obama or McCain?

  14. tucsonmike says

    Determined, eh Andrew? McCain, (State and family reasons) until he chose Sarah Palin as his running mate. Then, I voted for Obama. The idea of Sarah Palin being a heartbeat away from the Presidency… If it is Trump vs. Clinton, I may vote for Jill Stein the Green Party candidate. I know you will say, that’s a wasted vote. I am not that black and white on issues.

  15. andrewjsacks says

    Thank you, Mike.

  16. tucsonmike says

    Glad I could please, Andrew. 🙂 I CAN be caustic, and sometimes displeasing. 🙂

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