“…Zombie Survival Nugget Number Twelve: Put on a coat”, says host, Alfredo Torres, in a husky gruff tenor resonating from his groundbreaking, earth-shattering, no holds barre podcast, “Torres Vs Zombies”.
Since its premiere on July 10th, 2011, an overnight sensation of podcast popularity amongst legions of loyal listeners has been sweeping the sound waves faster than the dialogue of an episode of “Gilmore Girls” after giving the cast Red Bull and Meth.
Post-apocalyptic procedures are systematically and methodically extrapolated as Torres breaks it down like Fibercon so survivors don’t fold under pressure as if they’re a piece of Origami.
Michelangelo had the Statue of David, Da Vinci had the Mona Lisa, and Torres has his Zombie Zeitgeist-Esque Zulu: A modern maniacal masterpiece that pays homage to a previous generation connects with the current generation, and will sustain the test of time for the next generation to come.
Today’s podcast/forecast is: Dark, cloudy, with slight chance of flash flooding caused by a Towering-Titan-Tall-Tsunami-Tidalwave-o-Torres.