Rappity Rap Rap RAP

Rappity Rap Rap RAP

Well? The lyrics might shock? Tighter than a Bob Marley joint So? The way I’m gonna rock? Is whiter than a Spike Lee joint And? Like the ears of Mr.Spock Few loops before we get to the point My rhymes still wouldn’t make cents If the words were made of coins I live with the […]

Brandon’s One-Liners

Brandon’s One-Liners

I have an antique candy cane. But it’s still in mint condition. I wrote a book about bankruptcy. It ends after chapter 11. Some of my jokes are topical. Which are Jokes for external use only? I saw a milk carton that said 2% milk. I assume the other 98% was the carton. I have […]